turkey bacon and me

Friday, July 10, 2009

hope everything turns out well!

Sorry to have take so many days to finally update this entry as i'm pretty occupied with a lot of things. Ready to hear wat i have to say and wat's going on around me recently? Read on..

Last saturday, as usual.. wake up and went to office 30min earlier to have a meeting that Clement is going to hold. He then broke a news to all of us that he is going to hold a fair "competition" to all the counter staffs that are present in the meeting. This "competition" requires us to come up with a proposal.. and hand this proposal up to him by 13th July. So what is this proposal all about?

Well, the content of this proposal basically needs to meet the company's objective. So these few days i've been working on my brain a lot.. Thinking about a lot of things for the proposal until my brain cells almost died. And now many of you must be thinking.. so wat if you've come out with a proposal already?
OKAY OKAY!

I'll tell u.

Whoever comes out with the best proposal will be promoted to be the Assistant Manager.

*smiles*

Frankly speaking, I'm not very confident in this. But then alot of people tells me, chances do not comes by all the time. and good chance will only comes by once. After much encouragement, i'm willing to give it a shot!

Just like the saying goes.. "No harm trying" Right?
Hope you guys wish me luck ok?
Tee hee hee ~

a few days ago.. I've got this customer who came in to book a package from me to bangkok. Initially when they came down to check out the prices, i thought they were Father and Daughter. then, they came back again the next day to confirm thier booking. So, the normal procedure that all counter staffs would do is.. take down thier IC or passports then key in thier names into the flight system in order to grab the flight seats for them. They didn't have thier passports and ICs with them so i asked them to write down thier names on a piece of paper instead. Looking at thier names, i realise they hold a different surname. And it clearly tells me that they are not Father and Daughter that i thought they are.. Ok fine, moving on.. I then asked for thier contact numbers so that i can call them when thier tickets and vouchers are ready for collection. So after taking down thier numbers.. I guess they might be boy-girl friends and perhaps the girl really knows how to take care of her skin that is why she look younger than her age (cos the man looks rather old). Looking at thier mobile numbers, i'm even more sure they are a couple as they are holding "couple numbers". What do i mean by couple numbers? it's like those one holding 91234566, then the other party is holding 91234567, a difference by one last number only. Then, while i was keying in their booking, the man said, "Miss, please help us request for a Queen Size bed." Then i told them that i will definitely help them put a request but upon checking in to the hotel, they must double request again as it is subject to availability. The girl replied in a very anxious tone, "HUH?!! must CONFIRM one big bed for us lah! if not how to sleep?!!"

Ok, the juiciest part is here...

They wanted to buy travel insurance, and that is where i need all the full particulars from them.. e.g: thier date of birth, thier address, thier ocupation, etc.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

I nearly fainted after seeing thier date of birth.. all my goosebumps just come so naturally..
YUCCCCCKKKKKSSSS!!!

guess what?

The man was born in 1962 and the girl...
1990!!

Yeah! u fucking see it right..

ONE NINE NINE ZERO!

holy fuck! she's even younger than me! tat means she looks fucking old for her age! *spits*

then, i thought. ok, such an age gap, i bet must be the guy is rich or something. then i see the occupation, KNN! Taxi driver?

DOUBLE YUCKS!

okok, change topic.

The recent hot weather was finally cooled down with a few days' of rainy weather. and luckily today it didn't rain. Maybe it knows that it's my off day and I'm going out..

So where did i go today??

FOR MY MANICURE!!!

my fingers..

the rose on my nail.. loving it! :p

my toes..

leopard spots!!

nice not?!

after the manicure session, i felt so excited as i will be meeting a new fren that i get to noe from this blogosphere.

She's Jerine.

she will be transitting in singapore to go back to australia tonite, so she sent me a private message in facebook to see if wanna meet up with her, and so coincidentally i'm off!

Met up with her in town today with turkey bacon accompanying me. All of us settled down at Coffee Beans and chat for a few hours. We don't seem to run out of topics to talk about.


We even cam whored in a "high class" toilet. LOL!!

She's a nice lady and we've made a promise to have our manicure session done together the next time she comes to singapore again..!

Hope she have a safe journey home tonite :)

And oh! Ice Age 3 is a funny show. Went to watch with my turkey bacon and... now there is something extra to make my hand not looking so bare already..


*smiles*

Yeah, i feel happy today! ^-^

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

not a really good start for july...


At first, Zhirong showed me a score abt 500k+ high score on his wife's account. but today i got a shock seeing another high score tat is at 12 million++!!!!

fucking hell ! it's kan pua er xin can?! he must be using some cheat codes or something lah ! DAMN IT!

MOVING ON....


Somehow i felt that this july didn't really start in a very good way. Seems like a lot of things just go wrong!

1st July.. the first day of the month.. didn't noe wat to eat so i walk blindly to Chinatown Point and see if there is anything nice that i can shop for since i've got my pay.. Then ended up sitting in Macdonald's to have a Double Cheese Burger Meal. The cashier took down my order and i even told her that i wan it without pickles.

And so ... my special order came...

But after i settle down on an empty seat.. and was about to start eating.. Guess wat i saw inside my burger?!?!?!?!

PICKLES!!!!


wat the hell lah.. take down orders.. stick tat bloody "SPECIAL ORDER" sticker on the burger and still have tat "special" thing inside it. FAIL!!

but ya, watever. *frowns*

The crowd in office went down again.. the number of affected cases for H1N1 in singapore seems to be increasing tremendously every single day.. i was updated yesterday with a total of 701 cases in singapore already.. frankly speaking.. the number is kinda scary. *sighs*

I wonder when will all these shit end!!

Yeap.. i'm bored. So i played with Ann's spectacles..

1st July.. it's also a wednesday.. So what about it?

Wednesday used to be a day that my turkey bacon will anticipate for, cos it's his day for a Mambo nite in Zouk. He's a regular there last time until he met me..

Frankly speaking, i was kinda excited about going there with him cos it's been years since i last went to zouk. Totally forgotten how it looks like already.. Yesterday was my 3rd time there after 6 years and this time its with turkey bacon :)

Him, waiting for the music to start..

Us, before the crowd comes in. :)

the crowd on the dancefloor. it's mad squeezy!

just when i tot turkey bacon's enjoying himself with the music, a bunch of mother-fuckers came in and stood in front of us. we're standing on top of a platform and this indian bitch suddenly force her way up and stood in front of me! i've got no room to move backwards nor any space to move in front. and HELL YEAH I AM A RACIST! I HATE THAT FUCKING INDIAN BITCH! and i also bet most of u also noe that those indian bitches have hair tat stinks like shit!

So, yeap. I'm stuck in a corner. I'm pissed. So is he. Then both of us just dance together, moving nearer to her and force her to have no more space to stand and she just automatically move back down again. wahahahahhaha !!!

That's not the end yet...

The group started to cam whore.. in front of me.. and i really mean IN FRONT OF ME! so near that this indian man's hand and back can bua and touch my leg liao ! (i'm standing at the top and he's below so his hand can touch my leg) i shifted a bit to the back, he still lean back and bua again. I dulan so i bent down to where they put their jugs of drinks and threw one jug on them! Dear saw it so he pulled me away and we went home.

He's in a bad mood after tat cos maybe i spoiled his nite there so much so tat he didn't get to enjoy enough of his music.

A message to him :

I really anticipated for the nite to go to zouk with u. And perhaps it is me tat is used to waiting for others and so i really don't mind to stand there whole nite to wait for u to enjoy ur time with ur frens and dancing to ur favourite music. I'm just me. I didn't mean anything when i told u that i'm also standing for the whole nite the previous time i am at zouk. I didn't throw tantrums like u said i did. I said i'm bored cos i didn't like to mambo just like u don't like my favourite techno. I thought by being there to accompany u is also a form of showing that i am trying to adapt to ur favourite music and nite spot. I really don't mind at all. I tink u've mistaken about me being unhappy there but i'm not. I'm just looking at how the pple there and dancing with the same moves and all. it's all new to me so i'm just staring at them and tinking. That's all. I really feel upset and can't help it but teared a bit when u said all those things to me last nite cos its all not wat i felt. It's all just a misunderstanding.
maybe it's just like wat u said.. we're not meant to club together at all.

Anyway, just want to say.. I'm sorry.

posted by Jocelyn @ 10:01 PM 2 comments
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Thursday, June 25, 2009

good times ... bad times ...

wow.. it has been quite some time since i update my blog.. tat's due to some things tat happened at home.. Wat is it? Wanna noe? read on..

So how many times have u heard of this family phrase .. "Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite!" This lighthearted rhyme doesn't diminish the creep factor of bed bugs, tiny six-legged insects that hide during the day and feast on your blood at night!

Yeah, my home just got bed bugs a few days ago.. so I wasn't able to come online to do a proper blog as i was busy exterminating them at nite and trying my best to catch as much sleep as i can.. WHY?! cos they fucking bite me till i wake up in the wee hours and make me unable to sleep properly!

LOOK! my poor hand with the bed bugs "creation" :(

I really hate these freakies to the MAX can?!

Don't know how a bed bug looks like? Never heard of it before? Ok, let teacher Jocelyn teach you a lesson on bed bugs. *clears throat* AHEM!

The common bedbug is a reddish-brown insect that doesn't grow much longer than 0.5cm. Bedbugs inject an anticoagulant to keep your blood flowing as they suck, along with a numbing agent to keep you from feeling them when they're at work.

Bedbugs are normally active just before dawn, with a peak feeding period about an hour before sunrise. However, they may attempt to feed at other times, given the opportunity, and have been observed to feed at any time of the day.

They reach their host by crawling, or sometimes climb the walls to the ceiling and jump down on feeling a heat wave. Attracted by warmth and the presence of carbon dioxide, the bug pierces the skin of its host with two hollow tubes. With one tube it injects its saliva, which contains anticoagulants and anesthetics, while with the other it withdraws the blood of its host.

That's not all.. here's the best part! you will be amazed with a bed bug's lifespan..!!

Bedbugs can live for a year or eighteen months without feeding, they normally try to feed every five to ten days. Bedbugs that go dormant for lack of food often live longer than a year, while well-fed specimens typically live six to nine months.

Patterns of bites in a row or a cluster are typical as they may be disturbed while feeding. Bites may be found in a variety of places on the body.


Check this picture of a baby bedbug, it's colorless when it's not fed yet. (i keep telling turkey bacon tat this fucking bastard is as small as a fullstop!)

it's really transparent that it's almost invisible when u see it with naked eye. So u can really see them RED in color after they sucked blood out of us!

Thier life cycle..

**Above information is found at Wiki**

My poor mother and I have to spend a lot of money to buy new bed frame, new mattresses, new cupboard. And my mum will monitor at home and also clean every corner of the room to make sure that those irritating pests will not be around anymore. *sighs*

As we got our new furnitures, my mother and i begin to clear our cupboards and drawers and guess wat i found???


My favourite doggies ~

The Piyo-piyo pins that i used to clip them onto my school bag last time.
My collection of Winnie The Pooh(s)
My primary school photo and my daughter's passport photo! Don't we look alike?


Hahahahhahaa !!

That's not all.. I also found a very old mirror that my aunty bought back for me from tokyo's disneyland.. It's with me for 17 years already!

The mirror looks old already rite? Now i passed it down to my daughter liao.. I wonder how long will she be able to keep it.. :)

MOVING ON...

Last sunday is Fathers' Day. It doesn't hold any meaning to me as I've been living my life without a father since i was 7 years old?

Nope, he is not dead. He just left my mum for another woman, now staying happily at Tampines.. my mum's not working so all this while i've been working and supporting the family together with my elder brother.

I saw alot of my foreign colleagues calling back to china to wish thier dads a Happy Fathers' Day. They seem so happy hearing their voices and laughing away during the short conversation.

I really wonder how it will feel like if my dad's still around in this house. Will i be still studying and graduated from a university? Will i be working in a travel agency? Will i get married so early? Hmmmm... *deep in thoughts*

Soon after Fathers' Day, my dear colleague Patricia asks all of us to go for a Girls' Night Out on Wednesday! Initially we're suppose to go to Rupee Room and appointment time was to enter before 9pm but we were late. So changed venue and ended up in Lunar instead. It's really fun that nite and even the two guys, Clement and Zhirong came down to join us too!

we definitely won't forget our CAM WHORING session too!!!

Clement and Zhirong trying to mix some weird drink..

Fanny and Karen are the victims to the drinks ! hahahah ~

Clement trying to take picture with the "high" Karen.
They going to maboh already..

PUT UR HANDS UP IN THE AIR~
And the cam whore continues..
Fanny's weird looking face..
Patricia, the mamasan of the night and me! LOL!
I don't noe why.. but i like this picture the most! :p
This coming Saturday is turkey bacon's mummy's birthday.. I was asked to go to thier house after work. I wonder wat i should prepare for his mum as a birthday gift.. *headache*

Will end this entry with something that I just made from Photobucket again..

With Love.. *smiles*

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

My monday isn't tat blue after all..

People always say.. "monday blues monday blues" but then 15th June.. my monday.. isn't tat blue after all :D

Why? cos straight after work, my turkey bacon came and brought me to Bugis and we had our wonderful dinner at Shokudo Japanese Coffee House!


It's inside bugis junction. It's not those traditional jap food.. more like a fusion restaurant to me. A mixture of western and jap food tat is why there are pizza and pasta as well in the menu.

So, wat did we have??


Let's look at the MENU!!
And this is my favourite among all we've ordered.. I've never eat raw fish in my entire life. And this is my very very first virgin raw fish tat i swallowed into my stomach with a satifying feeling..
Trust me, this salmon thing is yummy-ness!

*WIPES AWAY HER SALIVA*

Did a bit of shopping today with my leftover OG vouchers that my dear colleagues gave me on my birthday as it is the GREAT SINGAPORE SALE right now.. so everything is having DISCOUNTS!

So what did i buy ??

PARIS HILTON WALLET!

*BEAMS FROM EAR TO EAR*

nice a not ? :D
after the GSS discount, and using my vouchers, i only need to pay $9.90 cash for it. *giggles*

And then today.. turkey bacon's watching naruto. He's addicted to it after i introduce him to this anime as i am watching it. So, trying to keep myself entertained while he is watching his anime, look at wat i did again...


Ok. I noe.. i am bo liao. haha ! no choice. I just like to do these kinda things. :)

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Sunday, June 14, 2009

sibeh slack saturday..

Past years in travel line, Saturdays are always the busiest in the week. But yesterday in office, it doesn't look like a normal one. Walk in customers as well as phone calls seemed to have dive down to the bottom of the pit. Whole office can have a sudden walk in crowd and suddenly just flew out together like a flock of birds searching for other more delicious worms.

a random picture of my paper clips in office.

Finally the clock hit 8pm and off i go as usual, heading to the MRT to go home! In the train, there are always no seats. So i have to stand.. and sitting right in front of me were 3 ah lians. Then 1 of them spotted my toe and she gave eye signals to her other partners asking them to look at my feet! yeap.. my nail art. Hahaha!! and just nice, *beep beep* an sms came in. I took out my handphone and started replying and her eyes spotted my hands and she gave a shoulder rub on her ah lian fren and asked her to look at my fingernails. yeap, its my nail art again! 3 of them were giggling away and whispering into each others' ears.. "pssst.. u see her nails.." "ya, nice leh!" *nodding thier heads and giggling away again*

I admit, i feel good when some pple pays attention to me, complimenting that some parts of me looks good. Well, i suppose everyone likes being compliment isn't it? So YEAH! even though they are ah lians, i still feel fucking good when they adored my nails.

*Evil Laughs*

Got home and my mummy's fren is around. She told me that she got a new dog! a Terrier in her house which is only 2 months old now. She asked if i wanna go over to take a look at it. I got very excited and put down my bags and went over to her house just one block away from mine together with my mum. Took my camera along cos i noe i am going to turn that puppy into a cam whore just like me. Hahahaha ~

Look how tiny he is.. the same size of my SHOE!


I wish i can have one too !! :(


cute rite??!!

a random cute conversation between me and my turkey bacon in MSN today...

Him: dear ar
Him: i love u alot leh
Him: *huggies dear*

Me: dear ah
Me: i really noe leh.
Me: *lies on dear's shoulder*

Tee hee hee ~ *BEAMS*

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

New Designs !!

well well ~ just like the title for this entry.. I've got new designs for my nails.. and i've also created a new blog header last nite before i sleep. Nice a not ? *beams*

I bought a new nail magazine and chose a few designs to ask them to do it for me. Jeslyn (the lady boss of Nail Studio) told me that she has got no time to shop for new mags so wanted me to sell my mag to her. Hahaha !! ya, so i sold mine to her and with the money.. i can buy another NEW ONE! weeeeee ~ =x

My nails today...

My toes.. :D

The two little couple ghosts..

The pumpkin and the lollipop~

After my manicure today, turkey bacon came to pick me up from nail studio and we went over to Iluma (the new shopping place opposite Bugis Junction) to watch a movie..


It's a pretty nice show. U should go catch the show if u have the time.

The 2 cam whores.. are on it AGAIN!
While going up the long long escalator to purchase our movie tickets. please skip my messy hair. -_-"

And inside the theatre.. Seriously do not know what's with his face. maybe he's just shag. LOL! =x

He's being such a darling to go all the way to Jurong to "trade" the macdonald purple coke glass for me cos he knew i love purple and tat purple glass is out of stock island wide.


So.. that is how fast my off day pass by.. Tomorrow will have to go back to work again *frowns*

Doesn't seem to have enough rest at all.. *sighs*

posted by Jocelyn @ 11:33 PM 3 comments
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

BAD WEATHER = BAD MOOD

the hot weather recently makes one's mood pretty bad. as sad as it may sound.. the mood turns even worse when people owes u money and don't noe how to return.. it just adds oil to fire, the temper's turned even worse!

Lady luck doesn't seem to be on my side too.. i can even knock my own wrist against the table while putting the air fare file back in its own place when i'm in office early in the morning!

it's not a hard knock but somehow the edge of the table manage to clice off a bit of my skin and it starts to bleed a bit. zzzz !

And today it's starting to swell up a little. and it still

HURTS!

making all my creative brain juice all died down and have no idea of wat to blog about.

BAH!

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