Calories BURNT during SEX

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX !
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent	12 Calories
Without her consent	2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands	8 Calories
With one hand	12 Calories
With your teeth	485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection	6 Calories
Without an erection	3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary	12 Calories
69 lying down	78 Calories
69 standing up	812 Calories
Wheelbarrow	216 Calories
Doggy Style	326 Calories
Italian chandelier	2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real	112 Calories
Fake	1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging	18 Calories
Getting up immediately	36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately	816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years	36 Calories
30-39 years	80 Calories
40-49 years	124 Calories
50-59 years	1,972 Calories
60-69 years	7,916 Calories
70 and over	Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..	32 Calories
In a hurry	98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door	5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door	13,521 Calories
Results may vary !
THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this,
69 Million People are having SEX !
And you’re on the computer !!! Just read this from an email and find it very funny and wanted to share with all the readers. Haha! So how much calories do u intend to burn later? =x